12/12/2016 - 01/08/2017
1st place- World art creative, creativity center of creative philanthropy
1st place- Art international (nationally)
1st place- Biennial art extraordinaire (anually)
1st place- Art matters, bios don't (2016)
1st place- No one's ever asked me where I went to school.org
1st place- The art world sucks (2003-forever)
1st place- The disillusionment of creative people due to social construct.
3rd place- Humbleness matters
1st place- Being in last place
1st place- Great Canadian artist (who are not Canadian)
1st place- Realizing art school never taught me what first place looks like.
- The first one I had (2002)
- The one at that gallery (2003)
- Art show #3
- All the others (2004-2015)
- My next ones (2016-20xx)
- Guggenheim (either one works) 2053
- MOMA (all of them)
- Everyone of my friends, families and patrons homes.
- The ones after tomorrow
- The ones after those that your grandkids will see.
- The normal people that bought my art
- The famous people that bought my art
- The established companies that bought my art
- My ex-wife